The Good the Bad and the Ugly...Sticking to the pre op diet

The pre-operation diet is a necessary EVIL!  Actually it isn't that bad you dump a few pounds to get the ball rolling and get your insides easier to deal with. It's totally worth it.
People always say;" why don't you just stay on the diet to loose the weight?"  I like to answer this way; "That would be easy if  use the Safeway method." "What's the Safeway method", they always ask. "Well you just take the S out of safe and the F out of way", I say.
 After they think about it they say;"There is no F in way?!"
THAT'S RIGHT DIPSTICK THERE IS NO F IN WAY I'M STAYING ON THIS DIET!!!!
Any more questions? No? Good.